It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
r u jokin? thank you? :)
People be calling cars and ships and America “she” but when a trans women asks for female pronouns people be like no
dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?
I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"Hahahaha women do laundry, right John? You with me, John?"
”Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”
This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.
2014 is half over and
- -i lost no weight
- -didn’t learn anything
- -haven’t made an effort to save money
- -still ugly
Blood cells pixelate and eyes dilate.
should it be a life goal of mine to have Zach called me a fruitloop dingus? it is. It’s now on the list of life goals.
I kind of really want Zach to call me a fruit loop dingus.
The Fake Fight.
Zach and Caleb stage a fake fight which causes a panic.
If only for a minute.
some gems from Christine’s husband’s twitter (heavy sarcasm intended, in case you couldn’t tell)
Shaving your arms Caleb? That’s a bit weird. especially since you’re wearing a long sleeve shirt.